Christina Hendricks is one of those people who make happy that genetic variation exists. She's like Jessica Rabbit come to life and it's fucking wonderful. Since May is masturbation month, I thought I'd offer you something to masturbate about. Yes, that includes her infamous nudes. I know and you're welcome.
You already know how much I love masturbation. After all the time spent spankin’ it, I’ve learned a few things. Since May is Masturbation Month, I figured it was time for me to share a bit of my masturbatory wisdom with you. We’re counting down from seven.