Although I logically know all the ways a good lube can help sex feel better, I still usually buy the cheapest I can find. After trying out Sliquid’s Sassy Booty Gel Lubricant, that is going to have to change. I have experienced luxury and my genitals will not settle for $3 drug store garbage again.
Sliquid Sassy Booty Lubricating Gel ($ 12.99)
What: Water-based lubricant
Ingredients: Purified H2O, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamposis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid
Body Safe: 10/10
- 4.2 fl. oz.
- Glycerine, paraben, sulfate, sorbitol, fragrance, taste and petroleum free
- Made in the US
Slick is the first and most fitting word I can think of to describe Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel. It was the first word I thought of when I felt it on my fingers and “oh, fuck” was that first thing I said when I felt it in use. It’s so slick, it even gives silicone lubes a run for their money.
The consistency is thick – it is a gel after all – but it’s not nearly as thick as the Sliquid Organics Natural Lubricating Gel. Sassy is about the consistency of your standard pancake syrup at room temp. Unlike syrup it’s really viscous and won’t drip, even in relatively large, dime-sized collections.
Like all of Sliquid’s products, it has no smell or taste which means you can use it for all of your lubricating needs without worrying that your mouth will be assaulted by that disgusting, non-descript lube taste.
I found Sassy Booty Gel to be a bit more versatile than the name suggests. While it felt great with anal play and lasted a while without any issues, it also felt great when used with my Fleshjack Sword and Fleshlight Flight.
For both anal and masturbation sleeve uses, it lasted a lot longer than many lubes. Water reactivation with a little spray bottle or spit is simple. When it begins to dry out there is a sticky feeling but – once it’s completely dry – you’re left with the feeling and smell of nothing.
Because it’s water-based, Sassy Booty Gel is compatible with every toy and barrier. Because it’s hypoallergenic it’s compatible with even the most sensitive body parts. Because it’s vegan and not tested on animals you can feel like a superior person while you get something fun in your butt.
The bottle is small, discrete and easy to fit almost anywhere. Although the bright pink label might be a bit noticeable.
Because it’s so slick, it’s easy to use too much and get that zero-friction feeling. Glass and metal toys might need something that’s a bit tackier. Using a condom with your toy may give it the friction you’re looking for.
Not great for hand to penis masturbation. I found that, in air it dries out too quickly. They offer the idea to use more to reactivate but that causes more stickiness when drying. If you’re looking for something to jack off with, you might want to look elsewhere. Since this isn’t it’s intended use, it’s not a drawback, just a note.
At $3.09/oz, it’s a bit expensive but right on par with its competition.
Sliquid Sassy Booty Gel is the best and most versatile water-based lube I have ever used. Buy it for the sassy booty in your life.
Review product provided by Eden Fantasys