How to successfully date while waiting for marriage to have sex

“Because of my Christianity, I’m waiting until marriage for sex. I recently got out of a 2 year relationship where he wanted more, sexually, than I was willing to give. In that relationship we had done a lot more than I thought I would before I got married, but I wanted to keep him happy and I will admit I liked it… a lot. We did stuff like oral and mutual masturbation mostly, once we tried anal but that was in the heat of the moment. Anyway… My question is, do you think that it’s possible to date successfully while waiting for marriage to have sex. I don’t think that I will doing any of what I did with my ex with anyone else. Do all guys just want sex?”

 

I bet you can't guess what today is! That's right it's Let's Talk About Sex's 1st birthday. As such it is that time of year again to celebrate with a little bit of birthday sex, and what is birthday sex without the 2011 Birthday Sex Playlist?!

This year we took this much more serious... that is to say I had a lots of sex and smoked a lot of weed while editing this list. All of my sweat and semen paid off! I was able to create a playlist that is guranteed to get something started. It has a much different feel than last years and is definitely an upgrade. So with out further ado I present...

 Birthday Sex Playlist 2011

Don’t you hate when a problem you thought was solved pops back up like a herpes outbreak? That’s how I feel about issue of abortion. I thought our society had resolved this issue. Unfortunately, much like herpes, every now and then there is a bumpy patch that you need to clear up with some Abreva.

Back in November, the people voted to elect many new politicians into very powerful positions in our government. (While I did not vote for any of these people, I very much respect the ebb and flow of American politics.) These politicians, all of GOP stock, have their sights set on rolling back our biological freedoms faster than Wal-Mart rolls back prices. These are people you need to keep your eyes on, so I thought I should introduce you. Rather than editorializing I’m going to let their voting records speak for themselves.

John Boehner (R-Ohio) our new Speaker of the House taking over for Nancy Pelosi. His current push to redefine rape is something to watch out for.

  • Voted NO on expanding research to more embryonic stem cell lines. (Jan 2007)
  • Voted NO on allowing human embryonic stem cell research. (May 2005)
  • Voted YES on restricting interstate transport of minors to get abortions. (Apr 2005)
  • Voted YES on making it a crime to harm a fetus during another crime. (Feb 2004)
  • Voted YES on banning partial-birth abortion except to save mother’s life. (Oct 2003)
  • Voted YES on forbidding human cloning for reproduction & medical research. (Feb 2003)
  • Voted YES on funding for health providers who don't provide abortion info. (Sep 2002)
  • Voted YES on banning Family Planning funding in US aid abroad. (May 2001)
  • Voted YES on federal crime to harm fetus while committing other crimes. (Apr 2001)
  • Voted YES on banning partial-birth abortions. (Apr 2000)
  • Voted YES on barring transporting minors to get an abortion. (Jun 1999)
  • Rated 0% by NARAL, indicating a pro-life voting record. (Dec 2003)
  • Rated 100% by the NRLC, indicating a pro-life stance. (Dec 2006)
  • Bar funding for abortion under federal Obamacare plans. (Jul 2010)