It’s time to update your sex playlist with some banging bass lines, epic guitar solos and those make-my-panty-wet-love/lust-songs. With its beat matching pulsating pleasure between your legs, the OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate: Music Edition will have you singing out pleasure between lyrics. That is if you are even able to remember them.

OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate: Music Edition

Price: $99.99

What: Contoured vibrator

Material: Hard plastic (remote), TPE (vibe)

Body safe: 9/10

Power: 2 AAA (vibe), 2 AAA (remote)

Intensity: 8.5/10

Loudness: 3/10

Stats:

Waterproof (3 ft)
Phthalate-free
Weight: 5.3 oz
Dimensions: 4.3in x 2.4in x 1.3in

Turn ons

Loved the packaging. The Better Than Chocolate comes in a cute, compact and sturdy box which makes it easy to store and ensure the safety of your toy. Open the box to find it elegantly lined with a satin like fabric. It's like Pandora's pussy edition box. Snuggly placed inside, you will discover a satin pouch, transmitter, auxiliary cord and the OhMiBod itself. Classy much?

The texture of the phthalate free, body safe TPE covering Better Than Chocolate is smooth, soft and non-tacky. Designed to be a clitoral and external massager, it's curves magically fit a woman's body allowing you to hold it comfortably between your hands or sit on top if you prefer.

Very important (to me at least) the vibration intensity is STRONG! Praise him! Another plus, that strong motor is pretty discrete, sound wise.

It requires four AAA batteries: two for the massager and two for the transmitter. A round of applause for using standard battery sizes.

To get this bad boy going, hit the on/off button and slide your finger up and down the unique touch sensor. One tap of the finger cycles through the built-in vibration patterns and sliding up and down changes the speed. Once you find a feature and speed you like, hold your finger on the opposite on the lock icon for two second. The blue light will turn red to let you know it is locked. To unlock, do the same thing. Easy, simple and oddly sensual. Love it!

Normally, you’ll come across vibrators with various options for vibration patterns and intensity. OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate: Music Edition goes a step further. The vibration pattern will match the beat of any of your favorite songs. The transmitter can send a signal to the vibe up to 25 ft. All you have to do is plug it into a music source, turn it on and the massager will begin synchronizing the vibrations in the massager with your musical selection. Turn up the dial on the side and it will increase the intensity and sensitivity. Find that sweet spot and match it up with the intensity you want. To be completely honest, I wasn't sure how well it would work, but was happy to note it not only picked up the bass lines, but guitar chords as well. I tried every genre from dubstep to R&B and it worked deliciously! You can even plug in headphones or use the included AUX cable to listen through your speakers.

The user-friendly design made it easy and fun to use the toy to play with myself. It was even fun when allowing my boyfriend to use it on both he and I. For use on myself, I ended up using it to tickle between my thighs, for direct contact on my clitoris and even put it on top of a pillow and grinded on it a bit; Yum. As always, I had to find a way to use it on my boyfriend as well, so I ended up using it to massage and tickle under his balls, his nipples and other sweet spots. He thoroughly enjoyed the sensation on its own and as well as an additive to other activities.

It’s waterproof up until a meter, so take it into the shower or the tub, turn on your music and enjoy yourself! I loved using it in the shower and bathtub. The vibrations did not lose their intensity and the warm water only added to the overall pleasure. It is important to note that when it gets wet, the settings automatically lock up, you have to dry off the sensor to use it again. Personally, I didn't find this to be a problem as I had already preset it to the speed and vibration pattern I wanted to use anyway. However, if you are looking to change up the speeds and such throughout the course of your immersion in water, this could prove to be a bit of a mood kill.

With the Better Than Chocolate, you can also download the OhMiBod Remote app for your iPhone/iPod/iPad. The downside to this app is that you must be an iOS user in order to have access to it and it does cost $0.99. If I wasn't writing a review, I probably wouldn't have purchased the app because I hate paying for apps. This is one of the few times I'm glad I found/purchased an app. I consider it to be a worthwhile investment, especially since I use the toy often. You can control the speed of vibration using your touch screen and it offers up to 15 vibration patterns which you can save and name. I'm still trying to decide on my top 3 favorites to add to the quick menu, which is awesome and saves time getting my settings together. I can go straight to the speed/vibration setting I want. Well worth it after spending all that money on purchasing the toy. Why not use it to its full capacity!

Last but not least, it's super easy to clean. Soap and water or toy cleaner is all that is necessary.

Turn offs

I had some trouble putting the cap on while removing the batteries. Though for the most part I was always able to put it back on, it was frustrating at times a slight mood killer.

Due to the girth of the toy, it is not an easy one to hide when outside of the box. However, it does not look like your average vibrator or dildo. To an innocent eye it might just go unnoticed.

Other info

It is definitely a couple-friendly toy. My boyfriend and I are exploring all of the ways we can both enjoy it.

Bottom line

I’m am definitely a fan! It does exactly what it was designed to do and then some. The overall design, intensity of speed, and multi-uses makes it a must have toy to have at home. As I continue to explore it's uses, I've added a few things to my To do list: Skype Sex, and Plugging it into my bass guitar and having my bf (attempt) to play my favorite songs. I welcome suggestions if you have any additional ideas.