Unlike Christmas and Hanukah or any other consumer ho-liday, the gift you give on Valentine's Day should speak for itself. Valentine's Day is about wearing your heart on your sleeve. It’s about taking time to show our partners just how much your heart flutters when you look their way – or how horny you get thinking about them – and your gift should say all of the for you. Because if you're lucky your mouth will be busy doing other things and these gifts will do just that.
The obvious choice: SEX
Sex is one of those gifts that keep giving and taking. Yes you can have sex every day of the year but how often do you really and I mean really go at it? I mean that no holds barred, let's get butt naked and put it down kind of sex. You know that sex where you do absolutely everything that pops into your mind because you're in the moment and nothing else in the world matters.
Yeah, that kind of sex.
We don’t often get the time to do that and it may take some work to make it happen but it'll be oh so worth it.
The goofy choice: Clone-a-willy
For Valentine’s Day, a sex toy, especially one you can use together, is generally a pretty good gift idea. If it’s sort of ridiculous and sexy at the same time, even better. The clone-a-willy kit by empire labs is all of that.
The clone-a-willy kit is a penis molding kit that allows you to make a replica of the penis of your choice. But not just any replica, a usable vibrating dildo replica.
This particular gift is great because it allows you to have a little fun together while naked without having sex. It’s goofy, fun and cool way increase intimacy in your relationship. Plus, in the end you get a vibrating replica of your favorite penis.
If you’re in a long distance relationship, think about how much more fun Skype sex will be. If you’re guy has a hard time getting it up, why not keep a memento of the rare erection for future fun. If nothing else, you can get messy and have a something interesting to stick on your wall.
They do have a clone a vagina kit but I wouldn’t…
The fun choice: Photos
With the rise cell phone cameras getting and sending naked pics has become very easy. But even with the best cellphone camera taking a hot selfie is tough. So, why not let someone else do it for you? Better yet, why not let your sweetheart take them for you?
All you have to do is go out and pick up a few outfits, they can be fun, silly, slutty or even non-existent. Light some candles for that dark moody lighting that makes everyone look and feel sexy then take a camera of your choice and get to snapping. If there’s a bottle of wine or a few shots of Jack involved then you’re definitely doing it right.
Don’t be afraid to be as ridiculous or as raunchy as you want. The point is to spend some time laughing, joking and talking. Although you’ll have photos as a memento, the real gift is the quality time.
Now you may have noticed that these gifts all revolve around spending time together and that’s the point. There’s no gift you can ever buy that would mean more than some quality time.
That’s about everything for today. If you have a question of comment put it in the comment section below or email me, firstname.lastname@example.org. You can follow me on Twitter @NotJeromeStuart. You can also join the Let’s Talk About Sex fan page at facebook.com/ltasexinfo.
Until next time, keep it sexy.
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