How to save your gadgets from bodily fluids

When done well, masturbation can get messy. Sure, there’s towels and wet wipes to clean off your belly and a washing machine for your sheets. But what do you do when there’s a bit of friendly fire on your nearby laptop, tablet or smartphone that helped you reach your toe-curling orgasm? For those delicate and expensive gadgets, you’ll have to use a more delicate touch.

The playlist for a romantic night in

Here at LTASEX we love when sex has a soundtrack. There's something about music that really changes the mood of the room. With these 20 tracks up your sleeve, the mood should be changed enough to make sure you have a STELLAR night. Even if you're spending Valentine's Day alone, this is still a damn good playlist. Hey, even masturbation needs a soundtrack.  

3 unique and romantic gifts

Unlike Christmas and Hanukah or any other consumer ho-liday, the gift you give on Valentine's Day should speak for itself. Valentine's Day is about wearing your heart on your sleeve. It’s about taking time to show our partners just how much your heart flutters when you look their way – or how horny you get thinking about them – and your gift should say all of the for you. Because if you're lucky your mouth will be busy doing other things and these gifts will do just that.

If You Break Up Before Valentine's, You're An A**hole

Back in the beginning of 2011, I showed you a chart that graphed out the most likely times a break up would happen. From that chart, we learned that there are couple times each year when a break up is more likely to happen and they all make sense.

The most common time is the two weeks before Christmas. Then there’s April Fools Day, which is kind of rude but funny at the same time. Then there’s the weeks leading up to spring break and summer break, for obvious reasons. But the fourth most common time for a break up is – drum roll, please – the two weeks before Valentine’s Day.