If, by chance, I was stripped naked then tied to a chair with rope while being interrogated by an asthmatic, blood crying evil mastermind middleman with a nondescript European accident and forced to pick a word to describe the Sue Johanson Head Honcho masturbation sleeve, I would say, “Meh.” I would then follow that statement up with a rant that would begin with, “Why the fuck didn’t you just ask me that instead of recreating the best scene from the 21st James Bond film, Casino Royale?”
In case that 2 sentence paragraph has you struggling to follow along, this is a less than enthusiastic review of the Sue Johanson Head Honcho male masturbation sleeve, which was provided by our friends Eden Fantasys. (Yes, you can still visit them for sex toys and use our coupon code SZZ for 15% off your order.)
Even though, in that scenario, I would have been under duress when asked about my feelings on the Sue Johanson, they still ring true. “Meh” is the word of the evening and you will see it used to describe every aspect of this unsurprisingly mediocre product.