If, by chance, I was stripped naked then tied to a chair with rope while being interrogated by an asthmatic, blood crying evil mastermind middleman with a nondescript European accident and forced to pick a word to describe the Sue Johanson Head Honcho masturbation sleeve, I would say,  “Meh.” I would then follow that statement up with a rant that would begin with, “Why the fuck didn’t you just ask me that instead of recreating the best scene from the 21st James Bond film, Casino Royale?”

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Even though, in that scenario, I would have been under duress when asked about my feelings on the Sue Johanson, they still ring true. “Meh” is the word of the evening and you will see it used to describe every aspect of this unsurprisingly mediocre product.

Sexpert Dictionary: Bareback (verb) – Sex without a condom. The term is mostly used by gay men. Heterosexuals tend to use the words raw, or natural to describe the same thing.

I’m very glad that you had the forethought to ask for advice on this topic. Too often people think that a condom is the only way to decrease the risk of STI/STD transmission. That is a very dangerous way of thought because if they don’t want to use a condom then they won’t think to take other steps to decrease the amount of risk their taking on.

Before I answer your question, we need to work on your vocabulary. “Shemale” is a term used by porn companies, and professionals in the back pages of alternative newspapers, to describe people who are biologically male but have breast. They achieve the breasts, most commonly, through surgery. There are some who develop them through hormonal treatments, which is typical for pre-operative transgendered people. Both types usually dress and live as women in their daily lives.

Often people find the term “shemale” to be offensive as it points to the exploitation, marginalization and discrimination of transgendered people. However, there are a small number of people who openly describe themselves as “shemales” and embrace the term.

Now, to your question…

Sex is a lot like Tetris. The whole game is about filling all the different holes and spaces with an array of oddly shaped boxes. Usually, the pieces don’t fit perfectly but you can twist them and shift them to make it work. That’s what most sex is like. Then there are times where we get the perfect pieces and we achieve that allusive 4 line combo. However, fun part is the not knowing which piece if coming next.