Every time some university or snotty feminist performs a sociological study on how pretty woman have it easier, the internet community shuffles into a flurry. The comments fly furiously on message boards: OMG how can men be so stupid. Sexist pigs, only caring about looks. Dudes are so dumb! It’s almost as if they live in some alternate reality where the pretty girls don’t get free drinks and better customer service.

I live in the real world where it matters what you look like. I’m never shocked, when the pretty girls get served first at the bar. I’m never shocked when the ugly girls stand outside the bar begging to get in. I’m not shocked or bothered, because it’s not a problem.

I’m unsatisfied in my sex life. I feel like my partner is being selfish, we only ever do and try the things he wants. I have things that I want to try to but he downplays them. This has been going on for most of our relationship and I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to dump him but I need to have my needs met.

- He About To Lose Me

Well the first thing you do is dump the motherfucker. The second thing is to find someone who isn’t a manipulative, selfish asshole. Set your boundaries from the beginning and make sure that your wants and desires don’t get minimized for his selfishness. However, you did mention that you don’t want to dump him so I will try to help you with that.

For your romantic quandary, I present…