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Last week, we used some data from OkCupid to dismantle the myth of gay people and straight people being different. This week we're shoring up the, what seem to be, truths about the different races and regions. They randomly selected 526,000 users and seperated them by their self-defined race. They used their profile essays and identified words and phrases that were distinct.
Keep in mind that these are all just things people think that other people will like about their personalities. It is doubtful that many people would lie, but it is common to like things that other people like to feel normal. Take it with a grain of salt. You could possibly use this info as a basis for getting to know someone of a different race.
Let's start with white people.
Just like OkCupid, Manhunt has gotten into the game of data aggregation. For those who don't know, Manhunt is a sex hookup site for gay men. Recently they have come out with some data on penis size that you might find interesting.
*Before I go any further, keep in mind that this is junk science. All this data is self reported to a website where the whole point is to hookup, and those with the biggest dicks win. This is only here for comedy's sake.
Continue reading after the jump to read the full list & see sizes by state and circumcision.
When the idea of a dating guide on how to pick up European men was first put to me I scoffed because it sounded ridiculous. After reading said guide I am still scoffing, but I'm also laughing.
The Single Girl's Guide To Meeting European Men, written by Katherine Chloe Cahoon, is a tongue in cheek, hilarious guide to finding and enjoying the mysterious European male. It's a one of a kind book that is unmatched in it's ridiculousness, absurdity, comedy, and truth. Cahoon's Elle Woods meets Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous style of writing is witty and sharp. She is effectively able to get you worthwhile information in a way that makes you exclaim WTF!?
TSGGTMEM is the sort of book you pick up by accident and subsequently purchase because you feel like you MUST share with your friends. If you are still unconvinced that you need to pick up a copy then you must take a look at the viral video series that she created to go with it. Do yourself a favor and check them out.
I hate religion. I badly want to rant and vent my anger about a discussion on abortion I just had this evening… but I just can’t. My fingers keep hovering over the keyboard, refusing to tap down to type the next set of words in queue. I’m angry, that’s for sure, but I know that my anger is not really an effect of the conversation. Therefore ranting would be misguided if not foolish. Instead I will just say what needs to be said about the subject the needs to be talked about.
As far as I can tell my life’s work is to help advocate and spread education about sexuality. In my line of work, religion is a huge roadblock. Next to a dire lack of education, religion is the single largest issue which inhibits rational discussions about anything and especially sexuality. I don’t think it’s possible to overstate the effects of religion on healthy sexuality.
To illustrate how big of a problem it is I would like you to imagine an elephant. This elephant is neon lavender in color and spiked. Surrounding this elephant is a Nile shaming moat filled with sharks with freaking laser beams. This elephant has a reverse Midas touch, so instead of gold it turns things into shit. One of its favorite pastimes is to travel all around the world touching things.
People come to me all the time with issues that are, at their very core, symptoms of their prescribed/subscribed religion. For example, Pregnant teens that were only taught abstinence because, “it’s God’s way”; adult women who have never touched their own vaginas because it’s “sinful”; or adult men who have never had a successful relationship because they only know relationships to be an inevitable precursor to marriage. Trying to help people in situations like those makes me feel as if I’m going toe to toe in the ring with a brick wall. The entire situation is frustrating and disheartening for all parties involved.