The best value in lube
Sex is wetter & better with The Butters!
"The Butters is magical."
- Kitty Stryker
The Butters was created as a solution to three problems in my life: chronic ashiness, dry hair, and most importantly, a lack of quality lube made for the sex I have. There are lots of products that solve the first two well enough, but I’ve never found a lube that’s beneficial to every orifice, non-toxic, plays well with lots of toy materials, won’t stain sheets, tastes good, is pregnancy-safe, and carries a reasonable price.
After lots of research, I landed on recipe that hit dead center on everything I need. With all it’s great features and an incredible $8.67 everyday price, shipping included, you’re going to love it, too.
I used to have a checkout system integrated into LTASEX. Unfortunately, Stripe decided the content of my website puts me into "Adult" category. So, starting 9/26/16 they will no longer allow purchases here. :/
As a sole-proprietor of a start up, I'm not in a postion to work around it yet. Luckily, I sell The Butters as lube AND everyday moisturizer, I simply ask that you visit lube.getthebutters.com to finish your check out. Apologies for the inconvenience.
How The Butters works:
Each of The Butters' ingredients is used for their unique properties. Aloe provides pure, easy to absorb moisture and prevents The Butters from feeling oily. Apple cider vinegar balances pH, manages bacteria, prevents yeast infections, and gently cleanses. Arrowroot prevents drips, increases the feeling of softness, and helps mix any lubrication your body makes with The Butters. Coconut and grapeseed oil give your skin essential vitamins and lipids, while offering immediate lubrication. Shea, palm, and lipid emulsion condition tissues, melts into slick long lasting lubrication, and offers healing properties for delicate areas.
Since I launched LTASEX in 2010, I’ve put into action my long- running desire to help others have great sex and live better lives. Over the years, I’ve accomplished that goal in a multitude of ways. With The Butters, I’m literally putting the result of that passion into people’s bedrooms and I couldn’t be happier.
Pure organic aloe vera fillet gel, raw grade a golden ghanaian shea butter, pure coconut oil, pure extra virgin olive oil, pure grapeseed oil, pure palm kernel oil, pure soy lipid emulsion, apple cider vinegar, arrowroot gel.
Scents, dyes, preservatives, sugar, glycerin, sweeteners, parabens, silicone, alcohol, added water, fillers, stabilizers, thickeners, gluten, phthalates
Hypoallergenic, vegan, only tested on human skin, hair and insides of many ethnicities and types, Ph balanced, clean drying, edible, neutral taste and smell, safe for internal use (vagina, anus, pregnancy-safe), amplifies natural lubrication, safe for pets and babies, non-toxic, produced/packed/stored to ServSafe standards, non-photoreactive
Other Popular Uses:
- Hair & Skin Conditioner
- Ashiness Eraser
- Personal Lubricant
- Massage Lotion
- Face Cleanser
- Makeup Remover
- Wood & Leather Cleaner/Conditioner
- Hot Oil Treatment
- Shaving Lubricant
- Beard Conditioner
- Skin Protector
- Tattoo Aftercare
Grade A Raw Ghanaian Golden Shea Butter
Moisturizer, anti-inflammation, stretch marks, even skin tones, SPF 6, aids skin elasticity, reduces cellulite, aids skin healing and repair, cuticle health, smells amazing
Pure Coconut Oil
SPF 2, heals skin (eczema, psoriasis, dermatitis, acne) aids hair growth and hydration, make up remover, cleanser, antibacterial, promotes HIV viral load reduction, carrier oil, anti-fungal, aids digestion, anti-inflammatory, fatty acids, richest natural source of lauric acid, aids immunity
Pure Palm Kernel Oil
Vitamin E, antioxidants, carotenoids (as in the orange stuff in carrots, but richer), linked to reduction of many diseases, SPF 15, highly nutritious, supports lower blood pressure and cholesterol if ingested, promotes immune function and fat soluble nutrients (like vitamins A, D, E)
Pure Grapeseed Oil
Polyphenols, vitamin E, flavonoids, linoleic acid (omega-6 fatty acid), anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, anti-aging, antimicrobial, supports adaptogenic activity (promotes homeostasis and lower stress), helps acne & dermatitis, reduces age spots, heals /prevents sun burn, varicose veins, rheumatoid arthritis, bruising, PMS symptoms, moisture & condition
Pure Organic Aloe Vera Fillet Gel
Aids nutrient absorption, helps body aches, aids digestion and immunity, stomach acid neutralizer, soothes burns, itching and irritation; anti-bacterial, antioxidants, reduces dental plaque, helps lower blood sugar, hair moisture
Pure Soybean Oil
Omega-3 fatty acid, vitamin e, promotes heart and immunity health, protects skin cell membranes, helps with sun burn & acne scarring, stimulates skin cell growth and healing, SPF 10.
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Makeup remover, helps eczema & diaper rash, skin healing, helps with dandruff, strengthen nails, soothes itching
Apple Cider Vinegar
Odor neutralizer, wart remover, helps sunburn, skin cleanser, teeth whitener, promotes shiny hairy
B12, folic acid, aids digestion, calcium, maintains Ph, potassium, aids heart health, holds moisture for skin to absorb, creates silky skin texture, reduces chub rub, absorbs sweat
WHY IS THE PRICE SO LOW?
The Butters is priced at what I would personally feel good about paying as a customer and asking for as a seller. I started making The Butters as a way to stop paying so dang much for Shea Moisture, Eucerin, and Stroke29. While they work well enough, they all cost too much for me and have too many draw backs.
I love a deal and make very strategic decisions that keep ingredient cost down, while still getting the quality I require for my heard-earned dollars and yours. You'd be surprised how much more you pay for products because the makers don't do the legwork to find the best deals.
IS THE BUTTERS OILY OR GREASY?
Yes, and no. The Butters is made of oils so it is slightly oily, especially when melted. Generally, after about 90 seconds on skin it will dry to a healthy low sheen tack. When inside or when using a lot, there's a definite slickness that sticks around for a long while. Experiment to figure out just how much of The Butters fits your needs.
DOES IS SMELL LIKE THE VINEGAR?
Nope. I use very little apple cider vinegar in the recipe. So, you get a hint of sweetness with the cocoa nuttiness of shea butter. The rest of the ingredients don't have any discernable smell, so that delicious combination is all you're left with.
IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD AS LUBE?
Actually, it’s the very best lube I’ve ever used. It tastes, smells and feels right for everything I’ve needed it for. It’s compatible with all body safe sex toy materials. Plus, The Butters’ properties that make your outsides look great also makes your insides more flexible, slicker and softer than ever.
WILL IT SPOIL OR GO RANCID?
The Butters is shelf stable and should have a shelf life of no less than 6 months at room temp. If you keep the extra in the fridge, it lasts pretty much indefinitely. If it's kept warm logic dictates it may turn faster, but I haven't experienced or heard about that actually happening myself; it’s so versatile, it’s rarely around for long and I make it fresh weekly.
Word of warning, I used to mix The Butters with my old favorite lotion. It worked well but the sugar in the lotion caused the mixture to spoil. So, if you're adding The Butters to products you already love, make sure there's no sweeteners.
Also, keep The Butters covered and out of the sun to help it last longer and prevent separation. As the water evaporates, the mixture will flatten. Although, the usability shouldn’t be affected.