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After Being Rejected, Horny Grandmother Shoots Neighboor's House - Quickie

A 92 year-old woman is being held in a Florida county jail on the charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The woman, Helen Staudinger, went to her neighbor's home and refused to leave until she got a kiss. Her neighbor, Dwight Bettner,  politely declined and an argument ensued. Helen angrily left. She then promptly fired four shots from her semi-automatic pistol at his house. Bettner, a former police officer, wasn't hit, but a bullet missed his head by just a few inches.

Moral Of The Story:

I guess 92 is not too old to be a cougar.


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