Today In (Future) Sex History: Vatican Oks Condom Usage*

December 21st, 2010

So you remember how I toats made that other announcement about condoms. Well it was supposed to be just a chill deal but all these heathens took it out of context. Let me clarify. The Vatican says it's ok to use condoms but only in order to prevent disease. If you are of the Catholic faith and use condoms to prevent pregnancy then you will still burn in hell for all eternity. If you are not of the Catholic faith you will still burn in hell for all eternity.

Have a merry Christmas :)

Emperor Palpatine

aka Pope Benny


Also none of that premarital sex or else eternal damnation and such. You know the drill.



I've attached a photo of myself to help fill you with X-Mas fear cheer.


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