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Thief Takes Porn Break Mid-Robbery - Quickie

A 25 year-old man broke into a woman's New Jersey home. In the middle of the robbery, he decides to stop and have a porn break to rest his aching feet. Mid-porn break, the homeowner returns home and catches the burglar in the act. He then proceded to threaten her with a knife and rob her of $100. He got out of the house. She is fine. He's in jail. Life moves on.

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Household Holes

For those men who take their masturbation to ridiculous and arguably dangerous heights, well, I have the site for you. Even though it is hard to take it seriously, Household Holes is a site where people put tips, tricks and how-to's for masturbating with anything around the house. Their latest posts include, "It's like a camping trip for your junk", and their most popular post, "seXBOX 360."

You should check out the site just for hilarity's sake.

 

 

 

 WWW.HOUSEHOLDHOLES.COM

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Pornkins... Because Halloween Isn't Slutty Enough

Wow... just wow. I need all of these. In honor of the haunted day/Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos etc. I present to you porkins. What will the world think of next?

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