Let me love you like rice.
It’s like a comfort to me.
I could have you everyday.
Ask any emergency room nurse, people love shoving random crap up their butts. From vegetables to live animals, the possibilities for insertion are only limited by the pliability of your anus. Just because the options are limitless doesn't mean you should go around sticking any random thing up there. So, today, I'm giving you a handy guide of five things you should never put in you rectum/anus, in no particular order.
A friend of mine showed me this and I thought it was hilarious. It is much like a set of pictures that explained sex using pens that I had on the old site. I just uploaded that you can check it out here.