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Single female seeks modelesque, rich, hilarious, baggage-free, impossibly perfect man

Single female seeks modelesque, rich, hilarious, baggage-free, impossibly perfect man

I'm supposed to be commanding and dominant, but if I don't do it perfectly, I'll be the sort of douchebag that women don't want to date. I also must be masculine in behaviour, but not in any manner that might be construed as threatening. I also can’t be too gentlemanly, because I’ll come across as less masculine.

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Disposable poly threesome unicorn has had enough of your shit

Disposable poly threesome unicorn has had enough of your shit

I want to be a source of happiness, companionship, love, laughter and all those silly/nauseating things everyone assumes comes with a relationship. I want a partner for myself that I don't have to share, with whom I don't have to worry I might accidentally cross the boundaries of one (or more) of her other partners. I want MY boundaries to be part of the essential framework of a relationship.

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Depression and dating: 5 fixes for less stress in your relationship

Depression and dating: 5 fixes for less stress in your relationship

When you’re dating someone with depression, it’s almost like you’re dating two people. With all the severe ups and downs resulting in strange, inexplicable behavior from your partner, it’s bound to cause some friction.

After a recent heart-to-heart with my boy, I was reminded that even when things are crazy, there’s usually a relatively easy fix for the problem.

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Experiencing new realtionship energy for the first time as a 26-year-old control freak

Experiencing new realtionship energy for the first time as a 26-year-old control freak

The past couple weeks have been eventful for me. While I was apprehensive to take a step back from LTASEX (I’m writing this only nine days into my “vacation”), it’s allowed me to live life and have some awesome new experiences.

As a 26-year-old who has never had a significant other, diving head first into a lake of new-relationship energy has been one of the most exciting.

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5 unique ways to be romantic

5 unique ways to be romantic

Let’s be straight: we all know how to be romantic….or we think we do. We all know how to act out the obvious clichés of romance. We can all buy flowers and chocolates for our significant others on Valentine’s day. We can take our date out to a candlelit dinner at a restaurant way above our pay rate and take them home for passionate, romance novel-esque sex. But that isn’t real romance; what everyone believes to be “romantic” are cliché constructs of a consumer-driven society. So, I am here to tell you 5 ways you can skip the flowers and chocolates and still be wholeheartedly romantic.

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How I stay close, intimate with my sweetheart

How I stay close, intimate with my sweetheart

I’m willing to wager the word “intimacy,” when considered, often leaves a sweet gumdrop trail of images: holding hands, sharing secrets or making love. However, I tend to translate “intimacy” in a stranger but more exciting way. 

There are some specific things my girlfriend and I engage in to stay close. These things may not be orthodox but they work, and the two of us are extremely happy.

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5 things you should never say to an Asian girl on a date... or ever, really

5 things you should never say to an Asian girl on a date... or ever, really

I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m American.  Well, I was born in China, but for the past 19 out of 20 years of my life, I’ve lived in the United States.  Now, I get it--dating is hard.  You’re trying to impress me, relate to me, and maybe you’re a bit nervous because of my sparkling personality.  Still, nothing turns me off more than you treating me like an outsider. The worst dates I’ve been on always seem to include the casual racism of things like:

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10 (non-sexual) ways to be intimate with your partner

10 (non-sexual) ways to be intimate with your partner

When most people think of intimacy, they think only of sex. Really, intimacy is “a close, familiar, and affectionate personal relationship.” It’s connection and energy that create intimacy.

Even the most mundane activities can be intimate when you’re with the right person. These non-sexual activities will make you laugh and feel sexy but most of all bring you closer as a couple.

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Why I love dating queer men

Why I love dating queer men

As a twenty something woman living in the city, I’ve had my fair share of shitty dates and bad sex. If it’s not the rude messages on OkCupid, it’s the lagging conversation during the date or the subpar sex afterwards that leaves you wanting something with a lot more substance. Being the sensible queer girl I am, I decided to change my straight, cis routine and offer up this good pussy to my queer brethren.

While I hadn’t dated one before, queer men now hold a special place in my heart...and vagina. Unfortunately, most people look at queer men like lepers. I have seen the queer light and I want you know why queer are fucking awesome!  

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Grown ass adult's guide to dating like a grown ass adult

Grown ass adult's guide to dating like a grown ass adult

As a rule, dating advice is terrible, catchphrase riddled garbage that’s wholly unsuitable for most real world adult dating situations. In truth, most dating advice isn’t even applicable to humans at all. So, instead of rehashing the same old drivel, I thought I’d offer you a couple tips for dating actual people.   

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