Now, we already know how I feel about anal sex. If you love anal as much as I do, then you want to make sure your booty is always ready to go. These advanced anal hygiene tips will do just that.
#1 Wipe yo’ ass
It’s time to upgrade how you wipe yo’ ass. For too long, your poor anus has suffered under the tyranny of a toilet paper regime. Break free from your oppressive shackles and finally get that all-over clean feeling you’ve been wanting. Vote for the liberty of clean booty; vote baby wipes in 2013.
But seriously, other than maybe a bidet, baby wipes and toilet wipes are the best way to get your booty clean after you’ve done your business. Guys, this tip is especially important for your hairy butts; if you want someone shoving their face all up in the crack of yo’ ass – and trust me you do – you need to make it as clean as possible.
#2 Fix yo’ diet!
Shit happens, it just does and there’s nothing you can do to change that. But you can change how efficiently your exhaust system works. In order to fix what comes out your butt, you’ve got to fix what goes in your mouth.
Fiber is like a magic supplement that helps your digestive tract work more efficiently. If you’re into eating a lot of fruits and veggies like apples and broccoli then just add a bunch of leafy and dark green stuff to your cart. If not, try a fiber supplement: powder, pills, tabs, liquids, etc. You’ll have to play around and find the mix that works for you but it will make a big difference.
Make sure to stay away from spicy food, dairy and anything you know causes nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach or diarrhea. For obvious reasons.
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#3 Stretch yo ass out
For a healthy body, regular exercise is important; the same principle applies your anus. If you want to play anal yoga games without Olympic level warm ups every single time, you’re going to need to stay in a state of elasticity.
For this one, all you have to do is play with your butt. Wear a butt plug, use some fingers or even get gangbanged, it doesn’t matter. By simply playing with your ass 3-4 times a week, you’ll keep it strong and flexible for whatever else you’ve got in store.
So, I know you're like an anal expert or whatever but you should still totally check out my video on the basics of anal hygiene, you might learn something.