How to save your gadgets from bodily fluids

How to save your gadgets from bodily fluids

When done well, masturbation can get messy. Sure, there’s towels and wet wipes to clean off your belly and a washing machine for your sheets. But what do you do when there’s a bit of friendly fire on your nearby laptop, tablet or smartphone that helped you reach your toe-curling orgasm? For those delicate and expensive gadgets, you’ll have to use a more delicate touch.

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Am I desperate if I accept her friend request immediately?

So, I really like this girl. Out of the blue she sends me a request on Facebook. I started to approve it immediately but my friend was like I should wait cause I don’t want to seem to eager. I know that you should wait for like a day before you call but is that how it works on Facebook?

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Do you get annoyed when people ask for nudes?

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If you have been following along at home, I’ve been giving this internet dating thing a solid try and it’s… well, it’s going. If you read the third edition in my dating series you know that I have been having a stressful time adjusting to dating life. Because that piece was supposed to be a bit mellower, I neglected to talk about a few things that have been bothering me about internet dating; paramount among my annoyances being this obsession with pictures.

Now I get it, you want to see with whom you’re corresponding. But, why does every conversation inevitably lead to them asking me for naked pictures? I am far from prudish but I find it almost insulting that I, seemingly, cannot have a rational adult conversation without fielding requests for porno shots.

I’m not opposed to swapping pictures, or going on a webcam, but if we have only shared 5 messages I’m not going to send you pictures of my naughty bits. That’s really not a smart idea.

Also, can we leave a little bit to the imagination, please? I understand face/body shots, I even get fetish shots like feet. But what I don’t get is the obsession with extremely graphic photos. Many times, I feel like these guys will not be satisfied until I’ve shoved the camera in my rectum.

I have always enjoyed that sense of anticipation when you’re watching someone strip off their clothes for the first time. It’s exciting to catch that first glimpse of a new person, but that is completely lost when you spend your time swapping pics instead of building a human connection.

Don’t get me wrong, asking for photos is completely fine. However, I’m just bothered by the lack of sophistication in correspondence. I’m not asking for a rhodes scholar, but could you at least lie and make me feel less like a slab of meat.

Geez, people!

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How the internet is saving and ruing your relationship

The way we live today does not allow serendipity to work as well as it used to. People are always on the move, hopping from country to country and farther away from a centralized social life. When you’re living in a city of +100,000 the likelihood that you’re going to bump into your soul mate is very low. To solve this problem we have created online dating.

With online dating, from the comfort of your home, you can find the people who are out there looking for someone like you. It is the most convenient way to satisfy one of life’s most basic drives. Unfortunately, it is also happens to be the most convenient way to ensure you never get a date with anyone except Madame Palm and her 5 daughters.

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Digital whores guide to sexier, more anonymous nude selfie and sex tapes

Now that every iPhone/Android/Palm/Blakberry is rocking a 3+ megapixel camera, and almost every smartphone on the planet is shooting in at least 720p, it makes sense that “sexting” (I hate that word) has taken off. I know I for one am inundated with all types of crazy requests; just 20 minutes ago, I got texted, “Send me a picture of your giant ass covered in baby oil”. . .  I declined. This may seem like an odd request, but to me it’s par for the course. I’m sure there are quite a few of you who have been in similar situations at some point. So today we are going to step your digital sex game up a few notches with some tips and tricks.

 

I love when people send me nude pictures, it’s one of the highlights of my days, but I absolutely hate when they look like this.

 

Sure, this chick is hot and if she sent me pictures, or video or her phone number I wouldn’t mind, but the grainy bathroom cell phone camera MySpace pic should have died off, along with Tom, years ago. Also, people, understand that duck lips are not as cute as you think they are. You look like someone just dropped a deuce that no one is acknowledging.

 

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