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I’ll admit it, I really don’t like sexting. I mean, it can definitely be fun but most of the people who end up trying to sext me go about it all wrong. So, to save others afflicted by random questions about our attire at 3am, I thought I’d throw out a few basic guidelines for some sexting that’s actually kind of sexy and fun.
While it’s unlikely the average person would die without the help of a sex worker, there’s still plenty of great reasons to hire the right professional for the job.
So, for those who ask, “why would someone pay for sex,” I wanted to offer a few scenarios where hiring a sex worker might be the very best solution available.
Like many other people in the last couple of years, I started taking PrEP — the daily pill that lowers one’s risk of getting HIV. Since it’s a new drug, I’ve been keeping up with the news and controversy surrounding it, and there’s been a lot. Perhaps most troubling to me, though, is the rise of PrEP haters. So, I thought I’d give everyone a handy guide on how to react when your hookup tells you they’re on PrEP.
While enjoying my hot shower last night, I also was thinking about all the ways I would molest my boyfriend’s body when I left my steamy cocoon. I was feeling friskier than normal and decided to start my journey to wear him out with a surprise ass eating. After a bit more thinking about that, I found myself in a conundrum: Do I brush my teeth before I eat his ass or after?
For most of that time, I was just sort of dealing with my emotions in the traditional way — screaming, yelling, obsessing over Pokémon, etc. Then I was gifted a “Harry Potter” branded journal and things began to change. I didn’t know it at the time, but writing about my feelings was going to change my life.
The man I married and I were once very in love. We were once very sexual. Hell, we were at one point even mutually financially stable. And if all of those pieces had stayed in place, we might have had a fighting chance. And I stress “might.” There is no winning formula for a lasting, happy relationship, but there are myriad formulae for doomed, unhappy ones.
So, ask yourself these questions:
I remember designing and ordering the invitations. And then I remember never being happy in our relationship again. It wasn’t a magical switch; planning the wedding didn’t make us unhappy, but getting married didn’t make us happy, either.
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