Disposable poly threesome unicorn has had enough of your shit

I want to be a source of happiness, companionship, love, laughter and all those silly/nauseating things everyone assumes comes with a relationship. I want a partner for myself that I don't have to share, with whom I don't have to worry I might accidentally cross the boundaries of one (or more) of her other partners. I want MY boundaries to be part of the essential framework of a relationship.

8 tips guranteed to reenergize your boring blow jobs

As a person who’s loved sucking cock for a good long time now, I’ll admit that it’s very easy to get into a rut. You’ve got your old faithful tricks and blissful things you think of in the moment, but somehow it always seems to come back to bobbing on their shaft for dear life.

While that’s not 100 percent terrible – their cock is in our mouth, after all – there’s probably more we could be doing. These eight blow job tips are just a bit of that “more,” but for the person you’re sucking off, it will feel like a lot more.