Unfortunately, while she denied me the chance to have a child, she also engaged in a calculated campaign to dissuade me from considering parenthood through any kind of outside relationship.
I want to be a source of happiness, companionship, love, laughter and all those silly/nauseating things everyone assumes comes with a relationship. I want a partner for myself that I don't have to share, with whom I don't have to worry I might accidentally cross the boundaries of one (or more) of her other partners. I want MY boundaries to be part of the essential framework of a relationship.
I am on the fence about this one. The ability to use either end of this toy is an excellent bonus, but the rigidity makes it uncomfortable to get it into positions I enjoy. However, glass is an awesome material. If this toy looks like something that'd please you, it's a solid choice. Even still, I am passing on Icicles No. 31.
While I'm on the expert level of the booty Olympics, I still managed to have my fun with the Neon Luv P-Spot Stimulator. This toy is excellent for beginners who want to start tapping into the pleasures of their prostate. I definitely would recommend this toy to someone curious about anal penetration and playing with their p-spot.
As a person who’s loved sucking cock for a good long time now, I’ll admit that it’s very easy to get into a rut. You’ve got your old faithful tricks and blissful things you think of in the moment, but somehow it always seems to come back to bobbing on their shaft for dear life.
While that’s not 100 percent terrible – their cock is in our mouth, after all – there’s probably more we could be doing. These eight blow job tips are just a bit of that “more,” but for the person you’re sucking off, it will feel like a lot more.
Five years is a long time to do anything. I don’t think I even still have my skin from 5 years ago. So, essentially, I’m typing this intro to the 2015 Birthday Sex Playlist as a completely new man than the one I was when I launched LTASEX on Feb 23, 2010.
Much like my skin, boyfriend, guinea pig and love of sadism, this year’s Birthday Sex playlist is pretty much all new. Just two out of the twenty tracks have ever been on any of our playlists in the past. That should give you a lot to enjoy for the remainder of your winter snugglefest.
The 2015 Birthday sex playlist is a journey in sensuality. It may not always be subtle but it’s smooth, luxurious and yet exciting. It’s probably the best in the series so far.
Thank you so much for reading LTASEX for the past 5 years. We now have 250,000+ annual unique visitors and that still hasn't fully hit me yet. Even still, thank you all for sticking around with me on this crazy, sexy and always cool journey.
I’m proud to present the LTASEX Birthday Sex Playlist 2015.
"Blow" - Beyoncé - BEYONCÉ
"Sweater Weather" - The Neighbourhood - I Love You
"Jfk" (feat. Theophilus London) - Azealia Banks - Broke With Expensive Taste
"Slow" - Kylie Minogue - Body Language
"Kicks" - FKA Twigs - LP1 (Japan Edition)
"So Deep" - Kiesza - Sound of a Woman
"Birthday" - Katy Perry - Prism
"Drunk In Love" (feat. Jay Z) - Beyoncé - BEYONCÉ
"Primetime" - Janelle Monáe - The Electric Lady
"Warm Water" - Banks - Goddess (Deluxe Version)
"Killing Me" - Little Dragon - Nabuma Rubberband
"Like You'll Never See Me Again" - Alicia Keys - As I Am
"Bad" (feat. Tiara Thomas) - Wale - Bad (feat. Tiara Thomas) - Single
"I Just Want to Make Love to You" - Etta James - 100 Jazz Essential Masterpieces
"Piano" - Kiesza - Sound of a Woman
"Stay High" (feat. Hippie Sabotage) [Habits Remix] - Tove Lo - Truth Serum - EP
"N'questia" - Oppaa
"When We Oooo" - Janet Jackson - All for You
"So Happy I Could Die" - Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster
"Say You'll Go (Album Version)" - Janelle Monae - The ArchAndroid