Good golly, Jess Molli has got us over here sweating more than the Miami sun.
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I’ve always thought that the future of consuming porn was a more personal level of customization. Until recently, though, I hadn’t realized that customization is the future of making porn, too.
Admittedly, I don’t actually know that much about scruffy, tattooed model Israel Zamora. If his Facebook page is any indication though, he’s a super sexy, scruffy model who likes weed, positivity and taking off his clothes. Frankly, that’s all I need to know.
The other night I was sucking my guy's cock. Everything was going good. Then, all of a sudden, I feel a goddamn pube in my mouth. In my head, I’m like,"Well, shit."
Like most of you, I first got a glimpse of smoking hot Dominican goddess/actress/model Dania Ramirez during her stint on the now defunct NBC show “Heroes.” From the first time we got introduced to her, I was stricken by how gorgeous she was.
I sat down with poly expert and host of the Poly Weekly podcast, Cunning Minx. We had a great time and she gave plenty of great advice for making the best of your poly relationship.
Maybe I don’t want to go home with you, Idris. Maybe, I can’t even walk because your stupid glistening pecs keep making me weak in the knees.
I arrived at the hospital before he’d returned from an X-ray. When he saw me, he flinched.
He said he trusted me because I was the first person he saw after losing his memory, but he didn’t know me. I made him anxious.
I haven’t turned on the CW since Gossip Girl went off the air. However, if they keep recruiting guys as hot as “The Originals” star Charles Michael Davis, I might have to actually watch it again.
Bottom line: While made well and with high quality materials, Icicles No 45 by Pipedream just wasn’t big enough to please my ass. On the other hand, it’s an incredibly versatile device that is great for temperature play and would probably be great for g-spot stimulation.
Knowing how much of a freak she is, Rihanna is probably just giving people something new to spank it to. This woman is going to cause a lot of carpal tunnel and tennis elbow.
Bottom line: I really, really like Hydrodouche by Bathmate It’s well-made from high quality materials. It’s also got a bunch of small features and niceties that easily make it my new favorite enema.
Broderick Hunter is one face we won’t forget anytime soon. There’s something about a man with a body and face fit for Roman sculpture that leaves an impression.
Growing up an only child, I always wanted a Clifford the Big Red Dog-sized canine companion. Sadly, despite my best efforts, I entered into adulthood having unsuccessfully petitioned my mother for such a beast. At 26, however, I became the owner of a 5-foot-10-inch, 240-pound human pup by the name of Bubby.
Bottom line: Bathmate Hydromax X30 Xtreme – much like it’s not extreme brother – is one great pump. It’s a got the same fantastic build quality and performance but the added accessories that make this model “Xtreme” make this great pump even better. They’ve even managed to correct many of the issues I had with the non-extreme model. The main downside with this one, though, is the price. If you’re a pumping enthusiast, though, it’s probably worth the investment.
When we allow these people to justify or reword their rapes as something other, it teaches other rapists how to rape and get away with. It teaches them that all they have to do is be good at PR and they can rape with impunity.
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I have always found beer goggles - the way people become more attractive to you the more you drink - to be kind of cool. I mean, you got laid and it was probably awesome - if not sightly awkward. Even still, awkward drunks sex is usually better than no sex at all. If nothing else, you got to pass out drunk - and possibly throw up - in someone else's house.