Disposable poly threesome unicorn has had enough of your shit

Disposable poly threesome unicorn has had enough of your shit

I want to be a source of happiness, companionship, love, laughter and all those silly/nauseating things everyone assumes comes with a relationship. I want a partner for myself that I don't have to share, with whom I don't have to worry I might accidentally cross the boundaries of one (or more) of her other partners. I want MY boundaries to be part of the essential framework of a relationship.

Courtney Trouble Fan Club Review

Courtney Trouble Fan Club Review

I wish there was more porn like this out there, and that I had it sooner.......“Courtney Trouble Fan Club” is the kind of porn I would make for myself, if I were able. If you want genuine queer porn that doesn’t leave a bad aftertaste in your mouth, then I cannot recommend this video enough.

Intimacy means accepting their shit

Intimacy means accepting their shit

For a long time now, we’ve been well acquainted with every part of each other’s body. I figure if I can stick my penis in every part of him I can, I should be willing to accept his body as it is normally when it’s incredibly sexy and when it’s at its most repulsive.

Pipedream Icicles No. 31 Review #SexpertApproved

Pipedream Icicles No. 31 Review #SexpertApproved

Bottom line:

I am on the fence about this one. The ability to use either end of this toy is an excellent bonus, but the rigidity makes it uncomfortable to get it into positions I enjoy. However, glass is an awesome material. If this toy looks like something that'd please you, it's a solid choice. Even still, I am passing on Icicles No. 31.

Pipedream - Neon Luv P-Spot Stimulator Review #SexpertApproved

Pipedream - Neon Luv P-Spot Stimulator Review #SexpertApproved

Bottom line:

While I'm on the expert level of the booty Olympics, I still managed to have my fun with the Neon Luv P-Spot Stimulator. This toy is excellent for beginners who want to start tapping into the pleasures of their prostate. I definitely would recommend this toy to someone curious about anal penetration and playing with their p-spot.

I asked a dumb question about labia stimulation and got schooled by the women of Twitter

I asked a dumb question about labia stimulation and got schooled by the women of Twitter

A little bit ago, it occurred to me that I didn’t know if women liked having their labia stimulated. So, as I’m known to do, I dropped the question on LTASEX’s Facebook page and Twitter.

The responses I got varied widely.

8 tips guranteed to reenergize your boring blow jobs

8 tips guranteed to reenergize your boring blow jobs

As a person who’s loved sucking cock for a good long time now, I’ll admit that it’s very easy to get into a rut. You’ve got your old faithful tricks and blissful things you think of in the moment, but somehow it always seems to come back to bobbing on their shaft for dear life.

While that’s not 100 percent terrible – their cock is in our mouth, after all – there’s probably more we could be doing. These eight blow job tips are just a bit of that “more,” but for the person you’re sucking off, it will feel like a lot more.

Birthday Sex Playlist 2015

Five years is a long time to do anything. I don’t think I even still have my skin from 5 years ago. So, essentially, I’m typing this intro to the 2015 Birthday Sex Playlist as a completely new man than the one I was when I launched LTASEX on Feb 23, 2010.

Much like my skin, boyfriend, guinea pig and love of sadism, this year’s Birthday Sex playlist is pretty much all new. Just two out of the twenty tracks have ever been on any of our playlists in the past. That should give you a lot to enjoy for the remainder of your winter snugglefest.

The 2015 Birthday sex playlist is a journey in sensuality. It may not always be subtle but it’s smooth, luxurious and yet exciting. It’s probably the best in the series so far.

Thank you so much for reading LTASEX for the past 5 years. We now have 250,000+ annual unique visitors and that still hasn't fully hit me yet. Even still, thank you all for sticking around with me on this crazy, sexy and always cool journey. 

I’m proud to present the LTASEX Birthday Sex Playlist 2015.

"Blow" - Beyoncé  - BEYONCÉ 
"Sweater Weather" - The Neighbourhood - I Love You
"Jfk" (feat. Theophilus London) - Azealia Banks - Broke With Expensive Taste 
"Slow" - Kylie Minogue - Body Language 
"Kicks" - FKA Twigs - LP1 (Japan Edition) 
"So Deep" - Kiesza - Sound of a Woman 
"Birthday" - Katy Perry - Prism
"Drunk In Love" (feat. Jay Z) - Beyoncé - BEYONCÉ 
"Primetime" - Janelle Monáe - The Electric Lady 
"Warm Water" - Banks - Goddess (Deluxe Version) 
"Killing Me" - Little Dragon - Nabuma Rubberband 
"Like You'll Never See Me Again" - Alicia Keys - As I Am
"Bad" (feat. Tiara Thomas) - Wale - Bad (feat. Tiara Thomas) - Single
"I Just Want to Make Love to You" - Etta James - 100 Jazz Essential Masterpieces  
"Piano" - Kiesza - Sound of a Woman 
"Stay High" (feat. Hippie Sabotage) [Habits Remix] - Tove Lo - Truth Serum - EP 
"N'questia" - Oppaa  
"When We Oooo" - Janet Jackson - All for You 
"So Happy I Could Die" - Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster 
"Say You'll Go (Album Version)" - Janelle Monae - The ArchAndroid

"Did you cum?" "No."

"Did you cum?" "No."

As I pulled myself up from the bottom half of a short-lived missionary position, his cum started to cascade down my belly. Normally, that would leave me feeling like a sexy, cum-covered slut. In this case, the sticky drips of semen slowly making their way toward my crotch felt more like a burden.

6 ways smoking weed can be great for sex and relationships

6 ways smoking weed can be great for sex and relationships

One of the things I admire most about my friend Mary is her ability to bring people together. Never in my life have I found more camaraderie than among the avid stoner crowd. Bong rips and late-night trips to Taco Bell have this way of really bringing people together.