Because people will find a way to monetize anything, I introduce to you the Obamarator. Yes, it is exactly what you think. A vibrator in the shape of our nation's leader, Barack Hussein Obama.
I bought one. Not actually to use, but because it's so ridiculous. It'll go on my shelf with all the other oddities I have amassed, such as the Hostess Glo Balls.
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