Just eat the pussy already!

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I love a bit of injustice like the next fellow but this current 50 Cent “scandal” is just stupid. He said…

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and the entire blogosphere flew into a rage. At the time of this writing, I have read no less than 22 articles and countless tweets and Facebook statuses condemning him for “condoning gays to commit suicide.” What the fuck people!?

I understand that 50 Cent is a crude & awkward chocolate piece of man meat that is only sexually attractive from the neck down. I also understand that 50 is a well know rapper with a history of making homophobic remarks, but this is just ridiculous. Comedy is hard to pull off on the Internet; you are broadcasting to a wide audience of people in all types of moods. If you do not choose your words well then what you perceived a comedy may not come off that way. You may have read this far and may not have even giggled once at my “humor” and that’s ok, but it is not ok for you to flame me all over the Internet because you don’t find me funny.

For those who don't follow Fiddy on Twitter, he tweets out stuff like this all the time. A few day prior to this "controversial" tweet he posted:

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See he's equal opportunity.

Let’s take a moment and breakdown the problem tweet:

“If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill yourself damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol”

To whom is he talking? Clearly not gay guys because gay guys would never be in a instance where their face is within 24 inches of pu**y. He is clearly just stating a fact if you have sex with women you need to eat some pu**y. I strongly maintain that if I were to buy a car without working air conditioning then I would take it back. If I’m dating someone who doesn’t blow me, then I’m going to trade him in for a different model.

Unless oral is something you can live, sexually, without you should be taking your defective purchase back to the dealership too. If everyone understood that if they were not to eat pu**y or suck dick then seppuku would await them, I guarantee there would be a lot more exhausted tongues and sore jaws. I understand it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but those I have met that don’t “do oral” are generally selfish or overly conservative lovers and that’s no fun anyway. 

Would you really want to have sex with a guy who truly believes,

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“Real Men Dont Eat Pussy. If your pipe game is incredible like mine then theres no need to eat pussy. [Llyod] Banks said “he doesnt eat pussy either, but when you eat pussy its like your lickin your own dick, and thats some fag shit anal is permitted, only after pussy real men don’t eat pussy”?

This quote is from some random twitter-er but he mirrors the sentiment of many people. 

This person is not only an idiot, but also so wrapped up in the strength of his “pipe game” that he cannot perceive anyone wanting more than his 6 inches can provide. 

More than anything, this entire “scandal” is a symptom of an underlying problem in media and society as a whole. If you really believe that a multi-millionaire falling hip-hop star would bother with telling all gays to go kill themselves, especially without saying no homo, then clearly you are new to the Internet. Even if he did, it’s his opinion that he is expressing. It only serves to let you know who your enemies are.

I stand behind 50 Cent’s well oiled 6-Pack abs and bad grammar. While I know he will probably never see this, I just needed to let people like him know that you all have at least one ally in the fight for common sense.

For the final word we will let Fiddy explain himself.

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